Another list of the odditioes from around the web (y'know like an old school we b log ) whilst I process what this is for and if I want to do it. KFC has made a puffer jacket filled with real pickles, and yes, it has a straw Whilst the jacket s deliberatley odd there's simply no excuse for Dyson's new hanheld fan . None. I mean they designed it so that you have to point that at your face. Horror movie plot incoming: Radioactive wasp nest found at site where US once made nuclear bombs . Becuase I really eenjow concepts that change how you perciepve the world; there's no such thing as now.
He was there, you know, that guy . He was wearing a black button-down shirt, tucked into his bootcut jeans over a paunch, and yes, boots. Probably cowboy boots. He has small black sunglasses on and collar-length hair. He is rather too ready with his rather too strong opinions and tries voicing them rather too loudly to make friends with people that are much younger than him. You know the guy, he hangs around music shops, comic book stores, and anywhere that sells anything to do with jazz. He was there, and he needed a breath mint. I think his name is Richard, but most people shorten it. Would this have been funnier if he hadn't become that guy?